Hey look, I’ve heard of weddings taking place at Taco Bell. I’ve heard of McDonald’s weddings and even one that took place at a garbage dump. But usually there’s some kind of story behind it. And despite the fact that it’s ridiculous to get married at one of these places, at least if there’s some sort of reason, one might be able to justify it (though I can’t).
However, there are just some people out there who are simply… how can I put this delicately? MORONS. Complete and utter morons. The dresses, the truck, the plows, are all just part of this ridiculous gallery of white trash weddings.
I really don’t understand people.
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| Best Bride ever. I believe she is in her 2nd trimester? |
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| Nice ride there, Farmer Joe. |
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| Post wedding refreshments. |
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| Grand entrance under the Golden Arches. |
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| Dressed down for the occasion no doubt. |
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| No comment. |
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| Another no comment. |
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| Embroidered wedding party keepsakes? Umm... yup, I think they're keepers alright. |
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| Riding in style. |
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| Bridesmaid dresses were cheap as hell. |
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| Gone With the Wind vs. Camo Executives Convention?! |
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| A Celtic-Japanese-Pirate-Geisha-Lord of the Rings theme? Don't know but it's wonderfully confusing. |
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| Umm, no. |
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| Hey, knucklehead, at least let her ride, too!! So much for chivalry... |
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| Okay, sooo what's the wedding theme, again? Survivor? |
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| Poor kid. |
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| Classy. |
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| Even classier. |
